Missing Sock Philosopher Pillows

'Tonight the remains of Jimmy Hoffa have finally been discovered with what appears to be millions upon millions of unpaired socks.'

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

Flight Socks.

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

Colin didn't really need a pocket-calculator...he already knew how many pockets he had!

How it started: How it's going

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

Lost and forgotten department

Where missing laundry socks go!

"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly."

Elderly man at top of stairs with a revolver and an axe: 'I've completely forgotten why I came upstairs.'

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

The dark side of the moon

Dryer in desert: 'SOCKS! SOCKS!'

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

'Do you need me to remind you when your wife's birthday is too?'

I've come back here to remember what I forgot in the first place.

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

"Harold is a closet intellectual and he's never coming out."

"Some of your lost socks were clogging up the motor."

"I don't like the way women are portrayed in the constellations."

"Now, what am I here for?"

'Thinking INSIDE the box is actually quite underrated!'

Bishop looking non plussed with a shepherds' crook for a question mark above his head.

"I forgot to pay the light bill. I swear, I would forget my head if it wasn't screwed on."

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

'Do you have any idea how many dryer related cases we get around here?!'