Lost Sock Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Your luggage is still missing but we've found a stray sock that might be yours.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

Flight Socks.

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

How it started: How it's going

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

Christmas Socks

Noah of the sock world...

Where missing laundry socks go!

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

"Don't go in there!"

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

Dryer in desert: 'SOCKS! SOCKS!'

'So, do you still have feelings for this Hanes person?'

Missing Sock

'Tonight the remains of Jimmy Hoffa have finally been discovered with what appears to be millions upon millions of unpaired socks.'

My feet were cold.

Creative Stinking 101 - 'Stinking outside the Sox.'

'Information gathering.'

Sock Without Partners Sock Hop

"I'm sorry Bob. After you disappeared, I made a new life with Fred."

Menswear shop.