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'Do you have any idea how many dryer related cases we get around here?!'

'Do you think that's wise?'

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

Flight Socks.

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

Washing Machine Torture

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

How it started: How it's going

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

Noah of the sock world...

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

Christmas Socks

Where missing laundry socks go!

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

"Don't go in there!"

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

Dryer in desert: 'SOCKS! SOCKS!'

'Tonight the remains of Jimmy Hoffa have finally been discovered with what appears to be millions upon millions of unpaired socks.'

My feet were cold.

Missing Sock

Creative Stinking 101 - 'Stinking outside the Sox.'

'So, do you still have feelings for this Hanes person?'

'Information gathering.'

Sock Without Partners Sock Hop

"I'm sorry Bob. After you disappeared, I made a new life with Fred."