Sock Collecting Pillows

"Well, I'm going to need you guys to line up in order of urgency. First the wine guy, then the plumber, and the the sock subscription guy."

"Eric is fitting GPS tracking tags to his socks in a bid to learn more about their migratory habits."

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Great British Eccentrics.

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

Flight Socks.

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

'He got a hole in one today.'

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

Washing Machine Torture

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

Missing sock

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

Christmas Socks

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.