Sock Collecting Pillows

"Well, I'm going to need you guys to line up in order of urgency. First the wine guy, then the plumber, and the the sock subscription guy."

"Eric is fitting GPS tracking tags to his socks in a bid to learn more about their migratory habits."

The Missing Sock Returns

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Great British Eccentrics.

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

Flight Socks.

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

'He got a hole in one today.'

Missing sock

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

Washing Machine Torture

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

Shaquille O'Neal donates his old socks to boy scouts.

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

Christmas Socks

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"