Silly Sock Collector Mugs

'Information gathering.'

Butcher's Sock.

The Missing Sock Returns

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Great British Eccentrics.

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

"Young man, you go march your butt right back up those stairs and don't come down until you've made yourself look presentable!"

Flight Socks.

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

'He got a hole in one today.'

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

Shaquille O'Neal donates his old socks to boy scouts.

Christmas Socks

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

Where missing laundry socks go!

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'

"Don't go in there!"