Funny Sock Collector Mugs

"You're wearing odd socks."

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Great British Eccentrics.

Ball as water-melon.

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

Flight Socks.

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

'He got a hole in one today.'

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'

Christmas Socks

Where missing laundry socks go!

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

"I said more sex, Barry, more SEX!"