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World record attempt: Most days in a row wearing the same pair of gym socks.

The Missing Sock Returns

'Do you think that's wise?'

He won't sit, but he heels well.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Great British Eccentrics.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Robot Jogger

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Shoes Make The Man

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

"Do you smell something?"

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"Would you like to try them out?"

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

Flight Socks.

'Best to keep downwind.'

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

'He got a hole in one today.'

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.