Sock Collection Prints

Great British Eccentrics.

The Missing Sock Returns

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

Flight Socks.

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

'He got a hole in one today.'

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

Shaquille O'Neal donates his old socks to boy scouts.

Where missing laundry socks go!

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

Christmas Socks

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'

"Don't go in there!"