Socks Gifts

"The bad news....we have to remove the leg. The good news...No more unused odd socks!"

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'I'll take fifty pairs, thanks...'

Gurus wise words on lost socks

"I said more sex, Barry, more SEX!"

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"Why must you insist on making knee-high socks out of all my ankle socks?"

Where missing laundry socks go!

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'I'll take fifty pairs, thanks...'

'Tonight the remains of Jimmy Hoffa have finally been discovered with what appears to be millions upon millions of unpaired socks.'

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

'The Commandments, number 47 (before editing)'

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

My feet were cold.

Count your blessings - There are worse things to be than a lost sock. Laundromat.

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

The Missing Sock Returns

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Great British Eccentrics.

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

Flight Socks.

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

'He got a hole in one today.'

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.