Socks Gifts

"The bad news....we have to remove the leg. The good news...No more unused odd socks!"

'I'll take fifty pairs, thanks...'

Gurus wise words on lost socks

"I said more sex, Barry, more SEX!"

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"Why must you insist on making knee-high socks out of all my ankle socks?"

Where missing laundry socks go!

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'I'll take fifty pairs, thanks...'

'Tonight the remains of Jimmy Hoffa have finally been discovered with what appears to be millions upon millions of unpaired socks.'

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

'The Commandments, number 47 (before editing)'

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Great British Eccentrics.

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

Flight Socks.

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

'He got a hole in one today.'

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

Missing sock

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.