Sock Fashionista T-Shirts

'How about this one? †'Everybody has to wear plaid socks on Tuesdays.''

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Great British Eccentrics.

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'They're pinching my toes!'

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

Christmas Socks

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

"Don't go in there!"

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

Creative Stinking 101 - 'Stinking outside the Sox.'

'So, do you still have feelings for this Hanes person?'

"Please yourself, I'll add salt if you like but I'm only dyeing a pair of socks..."

"Do they make my feet look big?"

My feet were cold.

'Leonard was pleased with his bouffant mane from The Precious Roar.'

Missing Sock

"I don't know...it's just not you."

"No, I'm not selling lawn gnomes. I'm selling knit hats like the one my husband's modeling in the picture."

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

Sock Without Partners Sock Hop