Sports Fashionista T-Shirts

"Actually, I'm not a New York Yankees fan. I'm a New York Yankees cap fan."

"And if you forget who you're covering I'll be on the sidelines, in Hugo Boss, ready to remind you."

"If the team in red loses I'll be really upset, because I decided I liked their kit when I was eight years old and never got over it."

'Ever wonder why you can't get a sponsorship deal?'

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

The circular nature of running wear.

What do you mean he lost

"No dear. Grandpa isn't a clown. That's just his golf outfit."

Tennis Fan

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

In the Guru District

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Cocktails on the verandah.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

The adoration of the gels.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Bad fake tan day.

The height of fashion in 1796

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Bad hair day!

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'Do you think that's wise?'

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

'She's so put together!'