Soccer Fashionista T-Shirts

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Mod Kwan Doh

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"Do you have pants in XL?"

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

The New Business Power Suit

'It appears I have too much cargo for my pants.'

I love tennis

George Best

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

Always wear a bra during aerobics classes.

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

"Good news, Grossman. As of today, short sleeves are O.K. around the office."

'Leonard was pleased with his bouffant mane from The Precious Roar.'

Where are they now? Paul Henderson.

'OK. Sometimes, after games, when I'm all alone? I... I like to dress up in a NBA uniform.'

I've been so stressed, I'm getting back into yoga. Good idea! We all need peaceful time to center and renew the soul. Go for it! I would, but � My workout duds are totally last year. We have catalogs for that.

"I hope they don't expect new associates to dress like that."

'Alan, it's the 11th hole, and that Tiger Woods mask isn't intimidating us...'

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

'My new fitness tracker counted 15,000...Unfortunately 14,900 of them were to the fridge and back!'

Decorator Farming

'Protein drinks, workout DVD's, special food... the only thing losing weight during this diet is my purse!'

I bought a pair of running shoes, and haven't seen them since.

2 Live J. Crew

After the takeover - The makeover