Soccer Fashionista Gifts

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Mod Kwan Doh

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"Do you have pants in XL?"

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

The New Business Power Suit

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

'It appears I have too much cargo for my pants.'

I love tennis

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

Always wear a bra during aerobics classes.

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

'OK. Sometimes, after games, when I'm all alone? I... I like to dress up in a NBA uniform.'

'Leonard was pleased with his bouffant mane from The Precious Roar.'

"I hope they don't expect new associates to dress like that."

"Good news, Grossman. As of today, short sleeves are O.K. around the office."

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

'My new fitness tracker counted 15,000...Unfortunately 14,900 of them were to the fridge and back!'

Decorator Farming

'Protein drinks, workout DVD's, special food... the only thing losing weight during this diet is my purse!'

Motor Cycle Service - Biker having more studs added to jacket

After the takeover - The makeover

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'