Sports Fan Fashionista Gifts

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

Woman and a Mexican hat.

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

Ariana Grande caricature

I love tennis

Hired Morning Suit

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

'This must be the work clothes section.'

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

1870's disco

'OK. Sometimes, after games, when I'm all alone? I... I like to dress up in a NBA uniform.'

Cupid fires an arrow into a football.

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'

'Excuse me, coach - but are we the hugs or the kisses?'

Television Baseball

Cat with mouse tie.

'Like I said in the ad - GSOH.'

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

"Sometimes I forget my shopping list. So this time, I made sure to put it in my new purse!"

"Here's another song about the merch table t-shirt you'll regret not buying."

"I chase cars"

'Does this outfit make my tympanums look big?'

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

The circular nature of running wear.

'No, I don't like them, their shirts make me look fat.'

"Here come the suits."

Football haircuts.

"Ooh, scrummy!"