Sports Fan Fashionista T-Shirts

Where are they now? Paul Henderson.

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

Elton John

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

Woman and a Mexican hat.

Ariana Grande caricature

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

I love tennis

Hired Morning Suit

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

George Best

'This must be the work clothes section.'

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

'OK. Sometimes, after games, when I'm all alone? I... I like to dress up in a NBA uniform.'

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'

1870's disco

Cupid fires an arrow into a football.

'Excuse me, coach - but are we the hugs or the kisses?'

Television Baseball

'Like I said in the ad - GSOH.'

Cat with mouse tie.

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

'No, I don't like them, their shirts make me look fat.'

"Sometimes I forget my shopping list. So this time, I made sure to put it in my new purse!"

"I chase cars"

The circular nature of running wear.

'Does this outfit make my tympanums look big?'

Football haircuts.

"Here's another song about the merch table t-shirt you'll regret not buying."

"Here come the suits."

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

"Ooh, scrummy!"