Basketball Fashionista Gifts

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

'OK. Sometimes, after games, when I'm all alone? I... I like to dress up in a NBA uniform.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Tuck Shop

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

The New Business Power Suit

I love tennis

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

Always wear a bra during aerobics classes.

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

'You have to look sharp. You'll be evaluated by the lawyers in this case!'

"Good news, Grossman. As of today, short sleeves are O.K. around the office."

"I hope they don't expect new associates to dress like that."

Football haircuts.

After the takeover - The makeover

If you're a defendant, this necktie has 'innocent' written all over it.

A Flag in One

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

"Wear a white shirt ...... It's the grand jury."

Motor Cycle Service - Biker having more studs added to jacket

'No, I don't like them, their shirts make me look fat.'

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

The circular nature of running wear.

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'

"Whoa, Fred!! Where'd you get that ridiculous shirt??!"

"We're adding to the 'home' and 'away' shirt ranges with our new 'alternate Tuesdays in March' option!"