Basketball Fashionista Gifts

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

'OK. Sometimes, after games, when I'm all alone? I... I like to dress up in a NBA uniform.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Tuck Shop

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

The New Business Power Suit

I love tennis

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

Always wear a bra during aerobics classes.

George Best

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

'Alan, it's the 11th hole, and that Tiger Woods mask isn't intimidating us...'

'You have to look sharp. You'll be evaluated by the lawyers in this case!'

"Good news, Grossman. As of today, short sleeves are O.K. around the office."

Where are they now? Paul Henderson.

"I hope they don't expect new associates to dress like that."

The circular nature of running wear.

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

A Flag in One

Look sharp, women! We're shooting video of our game. I hope it shows our huge victory! Goose! It's for seniors to send to college hockey recruiters. So? It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you look playing the game!

"Wear a white shirt ...... It's the grand jury."

Football haircuts.

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

Motor Cycle Service - Biker having more studs added to jacket

If you're a defendant, this necktie has 'innocent' written all over it.

'No, I don't like them, their shirts make me look fat.'

After the takeover - The makeover

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'