Shoe Fashionista Mugs

'Your car keys are under the sofa, and you like to wear women's shoes.'

"You ain't from around these parts are you, stranger?"

I want a pair of black shoes with low heels.

In the Guru District

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Cocktails on the verandah.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

The adoration of the gels.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Bad fake tan day.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

The height of fashion in 1796

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Bad hair day!

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

'Do you think that's wise?'

'She's so put together!'

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

The Ascent of Woman

A women in a shoeshop.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!