Slide Superstar Gifts

Staycation Photos

Child chatting on cell phone at top of slide.

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Office Park

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

Cooking

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

The night before the big meeting Frank receives a visit from the PowerPoint Fairy

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

"Now go out there and give not just a good powerpoint presentation, but a great powerpoint presentation!!"

"Another successful year!"

"Now let's walk through slide 67...'50 ways to make your presentation more exciting'."

'Too steep, eh Earl?'

Freudian slide

'That was the most spins I ever saw anyone do!'

Business Slides.

Captain Pointy No.23 - Stuck on a stakeout

Glissando!

"Hot sun, metal slide . . . not a good combination!"

'Amazing! 140 decibels as he hits the surface! That puts him easily into first!'

'It's broken.'

'...and let's get one thing straight. This ain't no yoga class for wimps.'

'I wonder if he's going to throw in a few pathology slides to break the monotomy.'

"No, you don't log onto it. You get on it."

The Raging Enema.

An Olympian's Moment

A woman glides down a water slide

'That's still blurry This might be a good time to show you your bill.'

The thrill of sliding safely into third on astroturf...the agony of your pants not doing it with you.