Slide Superstar Gifts

Staycation Photos

Child chatting on cell phone at top of slide.

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

The team video didn't spotlight my talents. I've hired my own film crew. They'll showcase my skills so college recruiters can see my strengths. Wow! How can the director pack so much into one little video? Great point! Daddy? Tell Steven Spielberg we're going feature length. Nice save!

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Office Park

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Cooking

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

'And now over to Mike for the video presentation...Mike?...Mike?'

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

The night before the big meeting Frank receives a visit from the PowerPoint Fairy

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

"Another successful year!"

"Now go out there and give not just a good powerpoint presentation, but a great powerpoint presentation!!"

"Now let's walk through slide 67...'50 ways to make your presentation more exciting'."

'Too steep, eh Earl?'

Business Slides.

Freudian slide

'That was the most spins I ever saw anyone do!'

Captain Pointy No.23 - Stuck on a stakeout

'Amazing! 140 decibels as he hits the surface! That puts him easily into first!'

Glissando!

"Hot sun, metal slide . . . not a good combination!"

'It's broken.'

'...and let's get one thing straight. This ain't no yoga class for wimps.'

'I wonder if he's going to throw in a few pathology slides to break the monotomy.'

"No, you don't log onto it. You get on it."

A woman glides down a water slide

The Raging Enema.

An Olympian's Moment