Color Chaser Gifts

Flower Seller.

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

Painting clouds

The World Wide Web.

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

Football

'What is it Spot? What are you trying to tell me?'

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

Window in the Sky.

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

'Next time, Featherton, I'd like to see your sales projections without the clouds.'

"Do I use a cloud? I was downloaded from a cloud. Duh."

Golfing with God.

A man walks on the sidewalk trailing thought bubbles behind him.

"It's incredible, Watson. I... I feel like a god."

Walken On Clouds

OOPS!

Old fashioned aeroplane with propeller.

Get a life

More jets.

'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!'

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"

Man on motorbike.

Octopus gets tickled pink

Athlete being chased by a dog.

Media Whore Raceway.

'Is it me or do these new led street lights wash out the reds and yellows?'

'I'm not interested in what the paper is about, Dr Jones, I just want you to put me on the authors' list...'

Fluctating Graph.