Windsor Enthusiast Gifts

Prince William

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

'I always cry at weddings!'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

Wedding disaster #27.

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'The correct response, Tanya, is 'I do' not 'yeah, whatever'.'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

Minister to marrying couple: 'Remember, you're under oath.'

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

Wedding bouquet spring loaded shoes.

"You may now let me go try to get the sand out of my shoes and suit just in time for my next beach wedding."

Andrew, the wedding usher from the future.

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

Merge Ahead

Wedding Fayre

"I knew I shouldn't of let you organise our beach wedding!"

'You should have seen the one that got away!'

"Do you think someday we'll look back on this and laugh?"

Fabulous civil union cake.

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

"Sorry I'm late. I had to get a tattoo removed"