Baltimore Enthusiast Gifts

"Hey, what can I say? It's not Baltimore, but then what is?"

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

1,572 Performances.

'Do you want toast with that?'

"According to the statistics in this article, you should be my ex-husband and be three months behind in alimony payments."

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

"D'you have any porn porn?"

"I'm more of a day owl."

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

"Well, it's another brand-new day. What do you say to getting up and looking the damn thing straight in the eye?"

Fashion Mag - Totally in - So last season

'We're very proud of our little Charlie. His reading is far in advance of his chronological age....'

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

Lady Liberty: Give me your sick.

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

Right Here

"Honey, could you pass me the cow."

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

"Good coffee."

"When a relationship needs mainenance, it would be great if you could just call a super."

"And what are those two words that motivate us each and every day?"

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

"Apparently, all the people who subscribed to our magazine up and left the country."

Tourists in New York – where are they from?

See Manhattan . . . By Car!