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"Hey, what can I say? It's not Baltimore, but then what is?"

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

1,572 Performances.

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

'Do you want toast with that?'

"I'm more of a day owl."

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

"D'you have any porn porn?"

"According to the statistics in this article, you should be my ex-husband and be three months behind in alimony payments."

"Well, it's another brand-new day. What do you say to getting up and looking the damn thing straight in the eye?"

Fashion Mag - Totally in - So last season

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

'We're very proud of our little Charlie. His reading is far in advance of his chronological age....'

Lady Liberty: Give me your sick.

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

Right Here

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

"Honey, could you pass me the cow."

"Good coffee."

See Manhattan . . . By Car!

"When a relationship needs mainenance, it would be great if you could just call a super."

The Chrysler Buildinger

"Apparently, all the people who subscribed to our magazine up and left the country."

"Was that the crack of dawn, Arthur, or your back?"

Tourists in New York – where are they from?

"And what are those two words that motivate us each and every day?"