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"I'm as indigenous as you can get. My great-grandfather was born in Brooklyn."

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Currently Boston

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

"She gets her musical ability from me."

Uneasy Rider

"You had me at hell."

"You know it's peak allergy season when they welcome Mom back into the flock."

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

Lady Liberty: Give me your sick.

'OK, here comes another one, and this time, I get the funny hat.'

"We're spending too much time fetching balls in the park."

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

Right Here

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

"Don't worry they will find us. We're still in the park..."

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

They were right, this is a tough bunker.

Pensioners queue up for a Motorbike for Rent.

Once reintroduced back into the wild, most linebackers quickly adjust, forming packs and regaining hunting instincts that had lain dormant in captivity.

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.