Brooklyn Lover T-Shirts

"You'll come here,but you won't go to Brooklyn?"

Sloaney Pony.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Trump! The Musical

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Mr Metrosexual.

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Pearly King and Queen

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"The bagels are better in New York."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

"Herb's from Texas."

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

Paris, 1922, George Gershwin and Franz Kafka try to write a musical.

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

'I took my money out of the bank and put it into municipal bonds...'

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

Tyrannosaurus Tex

London map drawn from memory.

Musicians

"Yin and Yankee fan"

Media Darling.

Queen.

The Greenwich dinner - a convivial moment