Brooklyn Lover Gifts

"You'll come here,but you won't go to Brooklyn?"

Sloaney Pony.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Trump! The Musical

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Mr Metrosexual.

Pearly King and Queen

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

"The bagels are better in New York."

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

"Herb's from Texas."

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

Paris, 1922, George Gershwin and Franz Kafka try to write a musical.

'I took my money out of the bank and put it into municipal bonds...'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

'Ok, this sty is great and all, but can we get some huge explosions? Wilbur, could you say 'it's about to get real'?'

Meryl Streep

Tyrannosaurus Tex

London map drawn from memory.

Musicians

"Yin and Yankee fan"

Queen.

Media Darling.