Brooklyn Enthusiast Gifts

"I'm as indigenous as you can get. My great-grandfather was born in Brooklyn."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Currently Boston

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

Milo dreamed that someday, somehow he was going to be a bad dog.

"You know it's peak allergy season when they welcome Mom back into the flock."

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

"She gets her musical ability from me."

"You had me at hell."

Uneasy Rider

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

"You're back! You're really back...!"

'OK, here comes another one, and this time, I get the funny hat.'

Lady Liberty: Give me your sick.

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

Pensioners queue up for a Motorbike for Rent.

"Don't worry they will find us. We're still in the park..."

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

"We're spending too much time fetching balls in the park."

Right Here

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

Once reintroduced back into the wild, most linebackers quickly adjust, forming packs and regaining hunting instincts that had lain dormant in captivity.

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

They were right, this is a tough bunker.

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.