Brooklyn Believers Gifts

Hell's Comedy Club

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Radiator jazz player

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

Sermon on the Grounds...

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

"To find out if God exists let's ask an expert."

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Feelings towards radios #8 People worshipping a radio.

Cartoon characters unable to instantly recover from catastrophic injuries support group.

"You'll come here,but you won't go to Brooklyn?"

"Ok, I'm confused. – Which is it? Wear the mask or shed the mask?"

'This is a song my therapist told me to sing whenever I get the urge to harm people who won't pay attention to me.'

Heart of Darkness

Colin was always looking for new ways to communicate complex financial products.

How to Save the Los Angeles Dodgers

I'm angry at the oil companies, aren't I? Fuel price anger counseling. – $25. You're right. It's really me I'm angry at. I'm a fossil fuel addict, is that it? The fact I pay soaring prices reminds me of my weakness and inability to change my behavior! Breakthrough … let's talk about my mom. Zzz.

The Pee and Pray - for today's busy Christian.

"I know what I'm talking about. That battery is dead."

"Do you think there might be a bitcoin in it?"

'All I did was tell him his bonds were backed by the full faith and credit of the U.S. government.'

"If I ever use the term 'bromance' to describe our friendship, you have permission to punch me."

'Will Tuesday afternoon be satisfactory?'

"I'm as indigenous as you can get. My great-grandfather was born in Brooklyn."

Waddle Orthodontics - Put your money where your mouth is.

"I haven't confirmed it personally, but I hear the Lutherans have the best coffee."

"I don't mind the voices themselves, Doctor. It's the Jersey accents that are driving me nuts."

'Where have you been all your life? Everybody knows that zero coupon bonds are the way to go!'

A Tailor and a new customer

"Help this athlete grow bigger and stronger, so that when he goes into the ring, he can beat the brains our of his opponent."

Wait Here. Employment Office. My belief that if you can't say something nice about a person you shouldn't say anything at all spelled doom for my career as a radio talk show host.

Coffee Hydrant

Which is Lamer?

Facial Hair Rubicon