Brooklyn Believers Mugs

Hell's Comedy Club

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

"To find out if God exists let's ask an expert."

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Feelings towards radios #8 People worshipping a radio.

"You'll come here,but you won't go to Brooklyn?"

"Ok, I'm confused. – Which is it? Wear the mask or shed the mask?"

Heart of Darkness

Colin was always looking for new ways to communicate complex financial products.

"I know what I'm talking about. That battery is dead."

The Pee and Pray - for today's busy Christian.

"Do you think there might be a bitcoin in it?"

'All I did was tell him his bonds were backed by the full faith and credit of the U.S. government.'

"I haven't confirmed it personally, but I hear the Lutherans have the best coffee."

"I'm as indigenous as you can get. My great-grandfather was born in Brooklyn."

"If I ever use the term 'bromance' to describe our friendship, you have permission to punch me."

'Will Tuesday afternoon be satisfactory?'

Waddle Orthodontics - Put your money where your mouth is.

"I don't mind the voices themselves, Doctor. It's the Jersey accents that are driving me nuts."

'Where have you been all your life? Everybody knows that zero coupon bonds are the way to go!'

A Tailor and a new customer

"Help this athlete grow bigger and stronger, so that when he goes into the ring, he can beat the brains our of his opponent."

Coffee Hydrant

Stooping!