Brooklyn Bridge Admirer Gifts

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

Sick Building Syndrome

Manhattan Cat atop the Woolworth Building

The bridge of arts.

Redecorating Easter Island.

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

Pisa Hut.

Snow Bridge.

Trilby - Bridge in Paris.

Trilby - The Latin Quater, Paris.

Architectural Messages Through the Ages.

"And, yet another plus, it will block out the sun's harmful ultraviolet rays from a considerable portion of the city."

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

The ultimate Secret Service demotion. We're sending you to guard Mount Rushmore.

'He runs this firm like a ship.'

The famous Walled-off salad.

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it!"

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

Heavy Traffic.

'Needs some underarm protection!!'

A monument gets down from his plinth.

Eros, Piccadilly Circus

Executive Order: Add Trump's image to Mt. Rushmore!

"Norman, let's lend out the Olmec head."

"Templeton, its Friday, so be so good as to inform her ladyship that it's sex after bridge this evening"

I hate getting ready for Y1K.

Ghosts save on electrical & plumbing maintenance costs because they don't need easy access to the inside of walls.