Metropolitan Enthusiast T-Shirts

"It's not that I love New York. It's just that I hate everyplace else."

"We won!"

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

King Kongs first christmas

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

Holiday cottage

Elephant and Castle

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

Netsukes of New York.

Beefeater

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

Lady Liberty: Give me your sick.

'The London drive-thru experience.'

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

Immigrating to the City

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

"So this is the lovely view of trees..."

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

Leaving New York

Welcome signs 'New York, please have your money ready'

"Hey, what can I say? It's not Baltimore, but then what is?"

Tower Bridge

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

Tourists in New York – where are they from?

"He's a Brad Pitt Lookalike. I found him on canal street."

Vote for Ken and his congestion charge.

A Man-Made S(T)inkhole.

Anthropologist presenting his findings in New York City

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."