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Packed like sardines

King Kongs first christmas

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Planned service changes

Airport

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

Holiday cottage

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

Subway Thrillers

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

'Jenkins won the health savings award with his suggestion that we have our employee hernia checks done at the airport by TSA agents.'

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

S**t Creek Halt

Netsukes of New York.

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

How do fish get to work?

Hackney-Coach Stands

'I stopped you so I could find out where you got that great outfit.'

"So this is the lovely view of trees..."

Leaving New York

"You have luggage? - Oh, we don't do LUGGAGE any more."

Immigrating to the City

Welcome signs 'New York, please have your money ready'

Delayed Departure and Late Arrivals

"If you don't get on that plane...there's also the 5:43, then the 9:27, but that's got a layover in Atlanta, then..."

'You've been looking for that cuff-link, haven't you? Well...'