Metro Enthusiast Gifts

A Mile Short

Packed like sardines

King Kongs first christmas

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Planned service changes

Holiday cottage

Airport

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

Subway Thrillers

The Train to Nowhere

Netsukes of New York.

S**t Creek Halt

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

'Jenkins won the health savings award with his suggestion that we have our employee hernia checks done at the airport by TSA agents.'

They Always Say That

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

"So this is the lovely view of trees..."

Immigrating to the City

SF NO

Hackney-Coach Stands

Leaving New York

How do fish get to work?

Delayed Departure and Late Arrivals

"You have luggage? - Oh, we don't do LUGGAGE any more."

'I stopped you so I could find out where you got that great outfit.'

Welcome signs 'New York, please have your money ready'

Getting Closer

"If you don't get on that plane...there's also the 5:43, then the 9:27, but that's got a layover in Atlanta, then..."

'You've been looking for that cuff-link, haven't you? Well...'