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Three Pointless Things To Do This Week: Dig a Tunnel/Say Hello To Your Breakfast/Take a Tube to Clapham Common.

'What zip code are we in now?'

UK border controls relaxed.

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Early model of baggage claim"

Pre-Television Man Caves

Limerick Airport

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

Lost

National Park Map

Trainset

S**t Creek Halt

Fish Boarding

Mouse at a computer within a maze searching for the cheese.

Tui River Cruise

"Fight or flight?"

"You are going home to Quarantine? What a lovely name for a daughter!"

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

Rip-off Cabbie

'Now, that's just great: We're flightless again...'

"Ray Brown on bass, Elvin Jones on drums, and Alan Greenspan on interest rates."

'I'm asking for a transfer to California because that's where you get the really good stuff.'

'You're right, good joke, bad timing...'

'Our limo's here.'

Well, I'll be darned... You're right, Maurice. But if this ain't baked alaska - what the heck was I makin'?