Metro Aficionado Prints

Three Pointless Things To Do This Week: Dig a Tunnel/Say Hello To Your Breakfast/Take a Tube to Clapham Common.

'What zip code are we in now?'

UK border controls relaxed.

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

Back to school.

"Early model of baggage claim"

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Pre-Television Man Caves

Limerick Airport

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

Lost

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

Airport Security. Remove Shoes. What do they call the guy in charge of all this airport security? "The TSAR"!

National Park Map

Trainset

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

S**t Creek Halt

Tui River Cruise

"You are going home to Quarantine? What a lovely name for a daughter!"

"Fight or flight?"

Mouse at a computer within a maze searching for the cheese.

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

Fish Boarding

'Now, that's just great: We're flightless again...'

Rip-off Cabbie

"Ray Brown on bass, Elvin Jones on drums, and Alan Greenspan on interest rates."

'I'm asking for a transfer to California because that's where you get the really good stuff.'

Well, I'll be darned... You're right, Maurice. But if this ain't baked alaska - what the heck was I makin'?

Attila demands Italy and Switzerland. Keep Switzerland but give him the boot.

'Our limo's here.'

Flights suspended snowstorm