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"Metro-North is getting ridiculous!"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Here we are."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

The tooth fairy.

Toadstools

'One eye of newt or two?'

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Late BroomStick

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Desert Island BBQ

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'Needs salt!'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Primitive magician