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"Relax, it's not a magnifying glass to fry us, it's a camera macro-lens: Smile!"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"Here we are."

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

The tooth fairy.

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

The Life of Pi

Toadstools

'One eye of newt or two?'

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

Late BroomStick

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Desert Island BBQ

Cheeze Wiz.

'Needs salt!'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Primitive magician

Rocking Witches.