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'That's two Ts.'

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

The Life of Pi

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

Smoke and mirrors.

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

Falling stocks appear to be rising when man stands on his head.

The Forever Stamp

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

'My mother says I have a vivid imagination.'

Inkwell Genie.

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

'Let's see if we could put a spin on it and get the public interested.'

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

"11th Grade Math for Nincompoops"

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....