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Caution: Crumbling Economies

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"Personally, I'm a doer."

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

Tiny Visions

Horse statue throws off rider.

Fear of news.

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Highschool sign.

Trump attempting to pull down the thinker

'Today in school we learned how to blame everything on the United States!'

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

"Please, George...not here!"

Man Wrapped In Film

Son measuring his father against the wall.

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."

'We want to be moved.....he's probably contagious!'

Foreclosed horse

"They don't play Mummies and Daddies these days-now its Wife Swappies!"

'Well, we couldn't store all the corn.'

Evidence board

"look at those poor suckers. A market correction doesn't mean anything to us."

'His condition appears to imitate the stock market...good, good days...bad, bad days.'

"We're finally seeing growth again! The lawn in front of the building is four centimeters higher than last week!"

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

Sunrise.

The Short Hop From Boomer To Delusional

'What's he laughing at? Doesn't he listen to the News!'

'I'm sure that once the 'new hire' stigma fades, they'll warm up a bit,,,'

Triple Horror Feature: The 6 O' Clock News

'Being finicky has nothing to do with taste - it's about power and control.'

Kremlin's Propaganda Weapon

European signmaker: 'Obama is bad for the economy!'

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Ed Schultz'