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Foreclosed horse

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"

"Please feel free to browse."

See the house whose property taxes were raised

'Can I assume from the rent that this place comes with its own butler?'

"I'm going to look for a mortgage...I may be some time!"

Caution: Crumbling Economies

"This room is always bathed in the most beautiful sunlight. Except at night of course."

"If I could choose any age I'd be forty-two again. You were hot when I was forty-two."

"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."

'We want to be moved.....he's probably contagious!'

'I like it!'

"...and I can assure you that our price increases will be more competitive than those of other providers."

Estate Agent Office

"look at those poor suckers. A market correction doesn't mean anything to us."

'How can you be so cheap?'

'That must be the termite inspector.'

'His condition appears to imitate the stock market...good, good days...bad, bad days.'

"In today's market, this little gem with a view won't last long."

"This one's called. Make Me An Offer."

"As you can see our policy on overdrafts has changed."

Gas Prices

"I want a reverse mortgage. Take me back to when I didn't have one."

John panics as he realizes being first to put money in the offering means people will know how much he gave.

"Ah, Mr. Small. . . come in and let's discuss your request for an overdraft."

'I do wish you would stop asking for change back when they pass the plate.'

'You know, you didn't help our chances by filling the application out in crayon!'

"The world's getting smaller, right, so why are the postal prices getting larger?"

'I tried flipping my house, and it flipped me back!'

"Have you noticed? They're making everything smaller at the grocery store...but they're keeping prices the same!"

"It's a prototype for the thousands of new homes we're building."