Mortgage Observer Gifts

Foreclosed horse

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"

"Please feel free to browse."

See the house whose property taxes were raised

'Can I assume from the rent that this place comes with its own butler?'

Caution: Crumbling Economies

"I'm going to look for a mortgage...I may be some time!"

"If I could choose any age I'd be forty-two again. You were hot when I was forty-two."

"This room is always bathed in the most beautiful sunlight. Except at night of course."

"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."

'We want to be moved.....he's probably contagious!'

'I like it!'

"...and I can assure you that our price increases will be more competitive than those of other providers."

Estate Agent Office

'That must be the termite inspector.'

"The equities markets loves me, the equities markets love me not. . ."

'How can you be so cheap?'

"look at those poor suckers. A market correction doesn't mean anything to us."

Gas Prices

"As you can see our policy on overdrafts has changed."

'His condition appears to imitate the stock market...good, good days...bad, bad days.'

"This one's called. Make Me An Offer."

"In today's market, this little gem with a view won't last long."

"I want a reverse mortgage. Take me back to when I didn't have one."

'I do wish you would stop asking for change back when they pass the plate.'

John panics as he realizes being first to put money in the offering means people will know how much he gave.

"Ah, Mr. Small. . . come in and let's discuss your request for an overdraft."

'You know, you didn't help our chances by filling the application out in crayon!'

"The world's getting smaller, right, so why are the postal prices getting larger?"

'I tried flipping my house, and it flipped me back!'

"It's a prototype for the thousands of new homes we're building."