Property Market Observers Gifts

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

Three little pigs-mortgage.

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

TV show is called Repossesion Repossession. Man says: 'I see the property shows are reacting to the economic downturn.'

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

"To be honest, I'd be stupid not to take advantage of the market."

With their sales slumping due to high gas prices, many RVs are being converted...

See the house whose property taxes were raised

Shoe house.

'Can I assume from the rent that this place comes with its own butler?'

"This room is always bathed in the most beautiful sunlight. Except at night of course."

Updated Classic: Bleak House Sales

Then the housing bubble burst and we lost our funding. Stonehenge Estates. A gated community.

'Look at my new overdraft its fantastic.'

"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."

"We've townsized."

"So, how's that 'Tiny House living' working for you so far?"

"We're sitting on a landbank that could accommodate tens of thousands of new homes. We can wait a few years and generate even more profit..."

"look at those poor suckers. A market correction doesn't mean anything to us."

"Homeowner please help."

Estate Agent: Houses with Hedge....Houses Without Hedge

Foreclosed horse

Affordable housing

'That must be the termite inspector.'

Estate Agents.

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

'With so many children, I can't afford to live in a choo anymore.'

'Property ownership is SO nineties! Gerald and I sold our house to a private consortia and are leasing back.'

'Inflation allows you to live in a more expensive neighbourhood without even moving.'

'This is about all we have in your price range!'