Property Market Watcher Gifts

'Inflation allows you to live in a more expensive neighbourhood without even moving.'

"So, how's that 'Tiny House living' working for you so far?"

'Tonight's real is estate news is very discouraging. Viewer discretion is advised.'

"The Lord moves in mysterious ways."

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

House Price.

'The best feature is that it's zoned for a home business in case you lose your job.'

'Well, yes, it's worth a lot on paper,unfortunately we can't move!'

Estate Agents.

Who wants to be a millionaire? - "Brilliant! Now I can buy a one bedroom flat in Stoke Newington!"

'With so many children, I can't afford to live in a choo anymore.'

"Think of it as a doer-upper."

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

TV show is called Repossesion Repossession. Man says: 'I see the property shows are reacting to the economic downturn.'

Home Sweet Second Home.

"Good to see they're trying to keep the high street vibe."

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

Igloo sales

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

'They're playing house.'

"To be honest, I'd be stupid not to take advantage of the market."

Dog Realtor

With their sales slumping due to high gas prices, many RVs are being converted...

Shoe house.

See the house whose property taxes were raised

'Can I assume from the rent that this place comes with its own butler?'

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

"We just need more wiggle room."

Then the housing bubble burst and we lost our funding. Stonehenge Estates. A gated community.

"This room is always bathed in the most beautiful sunlight. Except at night of course."