Property Market Observers Pillows

Add a cozy touch with our pillows that showcase witty takes on property trends—comfortable, funny, and perfect for those who love real estate insights.

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"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market." mockup

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

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"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?" mockup

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

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"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood." mockup

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

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Three little pigs-mortgage.

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"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent." mockup

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

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'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?' mockup

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

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TV show is called Repossesion Repossession. Man says: 'I see the property shows are reacting to the economic downturn.'

TV show is called Repossesion Repossession. Man says: 'I see the property shows are reacting to the economic downturn.' mockup

TV show is called Repossesion Repossession. Man says: 'I see the property shows are reacting to the economic downturn.'

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"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable." mockup

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

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'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.' mockup

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

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"To be honest, I'd be stupid not to take advantage of the market."

"To be honest, I'd be stupid not to take advantage of the market." mockup

"To be honest, I'd be stupid not to take advantage of the market."

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See the house whose property taxes were raised

See the house whose property taxes were raised mockup

See the house whose property taxes were raised

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Shoe house.

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'Can I assume from the rent that this place comes with its own butler?'

'Can I assume from the rent that this place comes with its own butler?' mockup

'Can I assume from the rent that this place comes with its own butler?'

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Updated Classic: Bleak House Sales mockup

Updated Classic: Bleak House Sales

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'Look at my new overdraft its fantastic.'

'Look at my new overdraft its fantastic.' mockup

'Look at my new overdraft its fantastic.'

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"This room is always bathed in the most beautiful sunlight. Except at night of course."

"This room is always bathed in the most beautiful sunlight. Except at night of course." mockup

"This room is always bathed in the most beautiful sunlight. Except at night of course."

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"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."

"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year." mockup

"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."

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"So, how's that 'Tiny House living' working for you so far?"

"So, how's that 'Tiny House living' working for you so far?" mockup

"So, how's that 'Tiny House living' working for you so far?"

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Foreclosed horse

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Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy. mockup

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

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Estate Agent: Houses with Hedge....Houses Without Hedge

Estate Agent: Houses with Hedge....Houses Without Hedge mockup

Estate Agent: Houses with Hedge....Houses Without Hedge

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'That must be the termite inspector.' mockup

'That must be the termite inspector.'

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"We're sitting on a landbank that could accommodate tens of thousands of new homes. We can wait a few years and generate even more profit..."

"We're sitting on a landbank that could accommodate tens of thousands of new homes. We can wait a few years and generate even more profit..." mockup

"We're sitting on a landbank that could accommodate tens of thousands of new homes. We can wait a few years and generate even more profit..."

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Affordable housing

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"Homeowner please help."

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'With so many children, I can't afford to live in a choo anymore.'

'With so many children, I can't afford to live in a choo anymore.' mockup

'With so many children, I can't afford to live in a choo anymore.'

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Estate Agents.

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"look at those poor suckers. A market correction doesn't mean anything to us."

"look at those poor suckers. A market correction doesn't mean anything to us." mockup

"look at those poor suckers. A market correction doesn't mean anything to us."

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'Property ownership is SO nineties! Gerald and I sold our house to a private consortia and are leasing back.'

'Property ownership is SO nineties! Gerald and I sold our house to a private consortia and are leasing back.' mockup

'Property ownership is SO nineties! Gerald and I sold our house to a private consortia and are leasing back.'

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'Inflation allows you to live in a more expensive neighbourhood without even moving.'

'Inflation allows you to live in a more expensive neighbourhood without even moving.' mockup

'Inflation allows you to live in a more expensive neighbourhood without even moving.'

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'Home builders' watch the 'Housing starts' chart with excitement

'Home builders' watch the 'Housing starts' chart with excitement mockup

'Home builders' watch the 'Housing starts' chart with excitement

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'This is about all we have in your price range!'

'This is about all we have in your price range!' mockup

'This is about all we have in your price range!'

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Property Market Observers Pillows Collection

Property Market Observers Mugs

Explore our collection of property market-themed mugs—perfect for keeping thoughts about real estate trends close at hand.

Property Market Observers Prints

Browse our art prints that celebrate the world of real estate with clever, stylish designs for any property observer’s home or office.

Property Market Observers T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts for property enthusiasts—wear their passion with pride and a bit of wit.