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"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Desert Island BBQ

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

Primitive magician

"I can't believe he brought her."

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

"Help! I'm surrounded by idiots."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"We made a miscalculation, but it's consistent with our over-all strategy."

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

The louder the kid, the tighter the lid.

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Magic Tricks

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...