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Cross Platform.

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"Here we are."

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

Desert Island BBQ

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"I can't believe he brought her."

Primitive magician

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

Magic Tricks

"Trust me. Don't do it."

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Magic Tricks

Juggler and Illusionist

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'