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Prince William

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

'I always cry at weddings!'

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

'The correct response, Tanya, is 'I do' not 'yeah, whatever'.'

Minister to marrying couple: 'Remember, you're under oath.'

"You may now let me go try to get the sand out of my shoes and suit just in time for my next beach wedding."

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

Andrew, the wedding usher from the future.

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

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Wedding Fayre

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

Fabulous civil union cake.

"Sorry I'm late. I had to get a tattoo removed"

"Do you think someday we'll look back on this and laugh?"

'You should have seen the one that got away!'

"I knew I shouldn't of let you organise our beach wedding!"

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

'Either you say 'I do' or you don't -- You can't plead nolo contendere.'