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'He says he comes from a planet the size of Wales, dear.'

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

World Cup Fever

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

'I hate it when he has friends around'.

Elephant and Castle

"And to think he started in accounting."

EU Polling Station

Beefeater

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

Dylan Thomas

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

The euro debt crisis shown as a sign for disabled access

"You don't need me. You don't need anyone. You are Americans."

"I remodelled, but I left it so that when danger threatens I can still take refuge in the redoubt."

"Quit saying 'President Trump'. You're spookin' the horses."

'Uh, Jake, I believe that should be 'and the skies are not cloudy all day,' not 'and we pour ourselves more Chardonnary.''

'The London drive-thru experience.'

French Street.

'Now that you're hired, our Housing Coordinator will show you to the bunkhouse.'

Rob Brydon.

'For added curb appeal, I think you should fill the moat.'

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

'It's what we were afraid of, Virgil. Someone's selling guns to the Indians.'

'The sheriff tells everyone to get out of town - his wife owns the travel agency.'

Tower Bridge

Sergio Leone