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"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

"Wow - Heavy, man"

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

'Too many people in our state are overweight, Senator. They want fat-free pork.'

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

Squirrel on the beach

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

'Beware of falling Humpty Dumpties.'

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

'I'm putting you on a 'whatever tastes good, don't eat it' diet.'

High Pants/Low Pants.

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

Scales

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

'You strap it on and it monitors your eating habits -- it's called the 'Fudgebuster.''

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

Fat man on scales.

"Thanks again, kid!"

'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!'