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"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

Time for vacation, time for work.

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"Wow - Heavy, man"

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

'Too many people in our state are overweight, Senator. They want fat-free pork.'

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

Squirrel on the beach

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

Before the riots/after the riots

'We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it.'

"It's running five minutes fast."

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

'Beware of falling Humpty Dumpties.'

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

'I'm putting you on a 'whatever tastes good, don't eat it' diet.'

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

Scales

Fat man on scales.