Wearable Watcher Pillows

The Quitbit

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

Time for vacation, time for work.

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"Wow - Heavy, man"

Squirrel on the beach

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

"I thought you said I needed to get some 'extra size'."

'Too many people in our state are overweight, Senator. They want fat-free pork.'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

'We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it.'

Before the riots/after the riots

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

'All this viewing is an endurance event in itself...'

'Beware of falling Humpty Dumpties.'

"It's running five minutes fast."

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

'I'm putting you on a 'whatever tastes good, don't eat it' diet.'

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

Scales